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Rock n Roll
Boris Johnson wrote
at 08:15 pm on Jan 04
Coronavirus tiers up to eleven.

Silly man
Michael Gove wrote
at 10:29 pm on Sep 08
Get ready for brexit.

Evil terrorist
Hassan Butt wrote
at 1:29 pm on Jun 04
Updated advice for the Kafir.

Sir Taggart
Alex Feguson wrote
at 4:52 pm on Jan 03
I'll let you borrow my hair dryer pal.

Roberto Manchini
Roberto Manchini wrote
at 6:52 pm on May 14
Should have quit at the top before getting sacked Taggart.

The Black Tory and Dave Chameleon
Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones wrote
at 8:27 pm on Nov 29

Vanessa George
Vanessa George wrote
at 2:04 pm on Jul 18
Some holiday snaps.

Barack Obama
Barack Hussein Obama wrote
at 10:55am on Jan 1
Thanks for your continued support (Ref todo list) at this time.

Captain Baghead
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at 11:12pm on Dec 19
Something about unsocial networking site Friendface.

Richmond Avenal
Richmond Avenal wrote
at 10:26am on Dec 13
When the Internet went down last week....someone put 'google' into Google

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Martin Lewis wrote
at 3:58pm on Nov 5
Balls to the credit crunch, lets get pissed at 53p a can!.

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Wilma Willyfit wrote
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Almighty God
Almighty God wrote
at 12:04pm on Jun 7
How to fire people video (RIF).

Russell Brand
Russell Brand wrote
at 2:25pm on Jun 02
Fur Vati von Elisabeth
Tracey Connelly
Tracey Connelly wrote
at 6:01pm on May 22
council estate barbie says: I want a brown baby.
BNP's Nick Griffin says don't unpack, your going back
Nick Griffin wrote
at 3:21pm on May 18
Share the driving with the kids while on holiday

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Ant and/or Dec
Ant and/or Dec wrote
at 11:54pm on May 16
When we can't decide who should drive - we use dual control!

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Peter Sellers
Peter Sellers wrote
at 9:24pm on May 16
Rob Banks
Rob Banks wrote
at 6:38pm on May 15
That Peter Kay Thing - The Ice-Cream Man Cometh
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Richmond Avenal wrote
at 3:21pm on May 18
Cheap copy.

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Andy Pipkin wrote
at 7:59pm on May 14
calm down
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The above but also getting out of my bonce on free opiates wangled from the clients.
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Which of these boozes was so strong that its inventor had a limit of 2 per customer? According to Anthony Dinozzo in the TV show NCIS, which of these boozes is great for colds? Which of these boozes originally contained mashed clams? Which of these boozes is sometimes made with egg whites? Which of these boozes was The Dude's favorite drink in The Big Lebowski? The ancient Sumerian prayer to the goddess Ninkasi contains a recipe for which booze? Which of these boozes is named after a former US ambassador to Czechoslovakia ? Which of these boozes was originally a type of Porter? Which of these boozes was procured by Dr. Leonard McCoy for .medicinal purposes? Which of these boozes is often made with malt liquor? Which of these boozes is a type of Boilermaker? In which country did El Chupacabra (the drink, not the alien) originate? Which country drinks the most Hard Cider per capita? Which of these boozes is named after an airplane blue lightning? In which country did the Kamikaze (the drink, not the suicide attack) originate? Which of these boozes is a drink best served warm? In which country is most of the world.s Limoncello produced? In which part of the world was the Mai Tai invented? Which of these boozes has been described as like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick? In which of these present-day countries is wine thought to have originated? aniseed oil? Which of these boozes is descended from an Aztec booze known as Octli? Which of these boozes is a type of brandy? contains sloe gin? Which of these boozes is one of the six classic cocktails featured in "The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks" by David A. Embury? Which of these boozes is made from pomace the residue left over after making wine? Which of these boozes is sometimes made with oysters? is called zurra in some parts of Spain? in the title of a hit song by Rupert Holmes? takes its name from the Maori language? is named after an airplane blue lightning kamikaze or b52? Which booze did Danny DeVito get drunk on the night before appearing on the TV show The View? Which booze was inside the Chocolate Cauldrons that Romilda Vane gave Harry Potter? Which of these boozes in France is known as Ambre'e? contains as a main ingredient one of the most bitter substances known to man? Ad Rock sang of concocting what drink in a brandy snifter in the Beastie Boys' "High Plains Drifter"? It's most appropriate to shout "Opa!" when doing shots of. In 2007, the U.S. government lifted bans on the sale and production of. Champagne is a sparkling wine, but only sparkling wines made in this country can be called champagne: Sammy Hagar drank this straight from the bottle in Van Halen's "Cabo Wabo": Too many shots of this drink made with Jagermeister, coconut rum and pineapple juice might have you trippin'. There's no risk for being pulled over for DUI after too many of these, but you might be a bit hyper: This cocktail was also a film that was nominated for two Oscars in 1979: This cocktail shares its name with the "tacky little dance band from Athens,Georgia": The founders of Anheuser-Busch were originally from: Bart Simpson's horn is filled with this at the St. Patrick's Day parade: Although sake is sometimes referred to as "Japanese wine," the process of making it is actually more similar to: Seinfeld's Cosmo Kramer enjoys Hennigan's because it is an odorless kind of: What do Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau insist on drinking in the casino in Swingers? This U.K. band.s hit "You Sexy Thing" went to number 3 in the U.S. pop charts in 1976: The Peanuts. Marcie might also call this drink "Sir": Brooke Shields starred as a castaway in this 1980 film: Juniper berries give this drink its distinctive flavor: This booze earned its name from the city in Jalisco, Mexico, where it was first developed: TBWA/Chiat Day is perhaps best known for its innovative marketing of this booze: What cocktail might "give you wings"? The Simpsons' Ralph Wiggum once said Lisa Simpson looked like his mom after drinking what? A snifter is a short-stemmed glass with a wide bottom and a narrow top that is most often used to serve: With a Sherman in his hand, Peter Frampton sang of drinking this for breakfast in "Do You Feel Like We Do?": In 48 Hours, the bartender at Torchy's asks Eddie Murphy if he wants what kind of drink? Hunter S. Thompson and his "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" attorney were not drinking this in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel: Pour Cacha, rum and lime together and got a refreshing Jimmy Buffett sang of wastin. away in a town named after this drink: The gimlet is thought to be named after Thomas O. Gimlette, a naval surgeon from: She drinks this from the cocoa shell in Steely Dan's "Haitian Divorce": This cocktail was also a popular hairstyle for women in the '50s and '60s: This drink is also a mariner's term for the left side of a boat: This cocktail was inspired by the cenobite from the 1987 horror film of the same name: Which of these has the highest alcohol content? Which of these are not mentioned in the Beastie Boys' 'Paul Revere'? Shake and strain amaretto, Midori and lime juice through ice to make a: Seka is both the name of a drink. In the '70s, the groovy people were drinking Harvey Wallbangers, made with Galliano, orange juice, and: Seinfeld's George Costanza thought this would be a great name for a baby: Rodney Dangerfield couldn.t get no respect pitching this kind of beer: Shake Jagermeister, coconut rum and pineapple juice over ice and strain to make a: best known for aiding detoxification? Fernet Branca is produced in which country? Absolut vodka hails from this country: Grey Goose vodka is distilled in this French town: Orenthal James Simpson was also known by this nickname: This drink may have been named after a type of Arab sailing ship: Coca-Cola is sometimes considered to be the _____ of the South: Snoop Doggy Dogg had a hit in 1993 with his tune about sippin' on gin Which of these do not go into a Nuclear Waste? Billy Joel's 1973 "Piano Man" complains that the microphone smells like: Pour banana liqueur and Kahlua over ice and add milk to make a: Pee Wee Herman did his ridiculous platform shoe dance to this 1958 Champs' tune in the 1985 film Pee Wee.s Big Adventure: Willie Nelson sang of this kind of morning in 1974: An Irish Car Bomb is made with whiskey, Irish cream and: Which of these would be acceptable to serve to a minor? One of these was the "cause of it all" for legendary jazz vocalist Sarah Vaughan: Chimay beers are made in a Trappist monastery in this country: is called Raki in its undiluted form? was first served verifiably at the Oak Beach Inn in Babylon NY Which of these boozes has been called a substitute for absinthe without the wormwood? is in the title of a hit song by UB40? Which of these boozes did Benjamin Disraeli drink? Which country drinks the most beer per head? In which country did the booze called Screwdriver originate? white russian drink? Which country drinks the most whiskey per capita? contains peach schnapps?
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Glenn Mulcaire - worlds most evil man
Glenn Mulcaire wrote
at 9:22 am on May 11th, 2011
Delete all hard disks using Wipedrive, synchrotron degauss, angle grind and then fuckin burn everything.
Andrew Crossley ACS law
Andrew Crossley wrote
at 5:01 pm on Aug 24th, 2010
I'm your facebook friend - fuckin big whoop!
Philip Anschutz
Philip Anschutz wrote
at 8:46 am on Jun 26th, 2009
Don't worry, were suing Jackson for breach of contract.
John Davidson
John Davidson wrote
at 9:23 pm on May 16th, 2009
Come in its open.... Fuckit cunt piss.
Gordon Brown
Gordon Brown wrote
at 13:05 pm on March 6th, 2009
Balls to it, I'm off - its the tories problem now! Ha!
PC Copper
PC 3192 wrote
at 23:25 pm on Feb 15th, 2009
I'll get you next time Bastard.
Back awfta this bweak.
Jonathan Ross wrote
at 14:50 pm on Oct 29th, 2008
I get my £18m of invoices paid by the BBC whether i'm sacked or not - I aint bovered.
Mervyn King
Mervyn King wrote
at 17:50 pm on Sep 16th, 2008
It doesn't matter, were all knackered!
MUFC are Shi'ite.
Dr.Sulaiman Al Fahim wrote
at 11:43 am on Sep 1st, 2008
What the fuck do you mean there's more than one football club in Manchester?
Don't let them kill me
Gary McKinnon wrote
at 10:23 am on Aug 28th, 2008
Don't let them take me away.
Dwain Chambers wrote
at 11:39 am on Jul 18th, 2008
Thanks for that - I've been offered a job with Denver Mills so Im ok now.
Phil Vickery wrote
at 19:41 pm on Jun 19th, 2008

Do you know how to erase mobile phone video so the police can't find it?
Michael Jackson wrote
at 10:13pm on May 15th, 2008
alright dave hows it going ?

everytime i go to speak to you on msn you leg it...ha ha

hope all is well take care

bin man
Osama Bin Laden wrote
at 11:39pm on April 26th, 2008
Sorry, I cant - got a conferance call with George Bush then im off on holiday after that ;)
Matt L'd Arse wrote
at 10:37pm on April 6th, 2008
dave I went out and got pissed last night and fell over on the way home. Can I sue the brewery ?
Burt Kwouk
Burt Kwouk wrote
at 10:14pm on January 12th, 2008
no. 7, 45, 81, 71, 118 & 31.

Mark Zuckerberg
Mark Zuckerberg wrote
at 9:02pm on December 13th, 2007
You write any more apps like that again and your fuckin off here mate.
Kaye Nob wrote
at 2:36pm on December 12th, 2007
Can you help me with a problem i've got with the farmer next to me.

Every morning at 5am, his cock wakes me up!

Clive Sinclair wrote
at 11:50am on December 8th, 2007
LD A,200
ADD A,10
Helen Keller wrote
at 7:14pm on December 7th, 2007
Hey hey.. How's it going?? Long time no see..