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Group for idiots who join fake groups - invite all your friends
▪ I dont care about your dead kid, or your cause, or your other fuckin apps!!!
▪ Writing on your partners wall when they are sat next to you
▪ Gardening with feedback
▪ I lost my phone while drunk and my home sex films are now on BoobTube ▪ Petition to stop the creation of needless groups and petitions on facebook ▪ Channel K Manchester
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Dave received a kiss from 12 friends and anonymous crushes
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Jan 13
Dave attended RIOT on the streets, Tunis.
11:59pmAug 28
Dave has installed the massage parlour locator iPhone application on their phone.
10:09pmJun 12
Dave attended the Better Burglar security update training event.
11:23amFeb 18
Dave joined the group British jobs for EU workers, EU citizens and all EU accession countries.
9:23amJan 19
Dave joined the group Doggers of Dovestones car park.
8:21pmDec 21
Dave is now using Facebook in Klingon (not!)
7:56amNov 24
Dave dropped a lit cigarette on baby P's mothers sofa using enemy gifts.
9:21pmSep 15
Dave can't belive after being self sufficinet in Hai-Karate and Lynx shower gel for years, he's now run out :-(
9:33pmAug 4
Dave and Barry George are now friends.
3:21pmJun 4
Dave thinks that after being sacked from City, Mark Hughes won't be taking over from Taggart.
10:27pmMay 29
Dave and Tony Blair are now friends.
1:15pmMay 21
Dave is pissed off that scum won. FC
10:27pmMay 16
Dave and Josef Fritzl are no longer friends.
6:41pmMay 13
Dave wrote on Samantha Fox's wall.
8:41pmMay 10
Dave and Charles Manson are now friends.
12:25amMay 2
Dave think's that nice man from Nigeria has gone a bit quite since he gave him the internet banking password.
5:40pmApril 30
Dave and Kevin Ratcliffe are now friends.
3:49pmApril 29
April 25
Dave and Angelina Jolie are now friends.
11:39amApril 22
Dave and Mr Emmanuel Nkaogo are now friends.
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Dave's Triumph Status:
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Team Stats
Played | Won | Drawn | Lost | For | Against | Points |
9 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 28 | 4 |
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Time Period: | July 2008 - Present |
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Time Period: | November 2006 - July 2008 |
Description: | The above but also getting out of my bonce on free opiates wangled from the clients. |
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Time Period: | May 2004 - June 2004 |
Description: | Hack into VM, phones, webmail, personal storage etc. Get up at 10 in the morning and commute to the box room! |
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Time Period: | Febuary 2004 - May 2004 |
Description: | Developing Mulitplatform data theft applictions and API's. |
This week’s featured drinks: Raise a glass in honor of Memorial Day
Level: Sup N00B?
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