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Displaying 10 stories
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Oct 20
Dave says say no to the transport innovations fund (if your registered to vote in one of the 10 councils involved in the referendum in the NW of England)
9:51amSep 15
Dave can't belive after being self sufficinet in Hai-Karate and Lynx shower gel for years, he's now run out :-(
9:33pmAug 4
Dave and Barry George are now friends.
3:21pmJun 4
Dave thinks that after being sacked from City, Mark Hughes won't be taking over from Taggart.
10:27pmMay 29
Dave and Tony Blair are now friends.
1:15pmMay 21
Dave is pissed off that scum won. FC
10:27pmMay 16
Dave and Josef Fritzl are no longer friends.
6:41pmMay 13
Dave wrote on Samantha Fox's wall.
8:41pmMay 10
Dave and Charles Manson are now friends.
12:25amMay 2
Dave think's that nice man from Nigeria has gone a bit quite since he gave him the internet banking password.
5:40pmApril 30
Dave and Kevin Ratcliffe are now friends.
3:49pmApril 29
April 25
Dave and Angelina Jolie are now friends.
11:39amApril 22
Dave and Mr Emmanuel Nkaogo are now friends.
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